Mall Walker
Walnut, Maple, Purpleheart & Padauk, 18.5x9.25
Three laps before the stores open. Knows the security guard by name. He’s for sale.
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Middle of the floor. Pick one up, read the tag, take it to the register. Board butter is on the shelf next to them.
Wanda
Cherry, Maple & Walnut, 16x12x1.75
Runs the church bake sale. Also runs the church. She’s for sale.
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Bukowski
Purpleheart, Padauk, Cherry & Walnut, 14.5x9.5x1
Writes poems on bar napkins. Shows no one. He’s for sale.
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Basement Bar
Cherry & Walnut, 15.5x10
Paneled the basement himself. Has opinions about it. He’s for sale.
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Hockey Dad
Walnut, 12x13x2
Yells at the ref. Brings the orange slices. He’s for sale.
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Business Up Front
Walnut, Padauk & Maple, 19x8.5
Flip him over. You’ll see. He’s for sale.
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The Dinker
Walnut, Purpleheart & Maple, 16x10.25
Plays pickleball at 7 a.m. Will tell you about it. He’s for sale.
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Darrell with the Cutlass
Walnut, Padauk & Maple, 15.5x8.25
Still washes it by hand. He’s for sale.
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Old Gerald
Black Limba, Cherry & Ambrosia Maple, 10x15, 2" Thick
Two inches thick. Does not lift with his knees. He’s for sale.
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